Love Carrots and Other Vegetables

Two splendid pictures from Mark Bacola of another well endowed carrot. Definitely a boy this one and very possibly a cross dresser. In the first picture it looks remarkably as if the end of one “leg” is sporting a carroty stiletto… Hmm…

Says Mark

“Imagine my surprise when I yanked this bad boy out of the ground. Perhaps it was the fertilizer. I ask women if they’d like to see my carrot, no, really; they never believe me.

“How do I preserve this gem for posterity?”

Well, Mark, I suggest pickling it… Readers, help Mark out here, how can he preserve his bad-arse carrot for ever?

Mark’s carrot with a big one…

Mark’s carrot with a big one, close up!

Here we have a lovely potato which looks like a duck…

I am assured it even had a beak originally but this had rotted off by the time I got there with my mobile phone camera. Nonetheless, ducky enough for a post I think.

Enjoy.

I must apologise for the image quality. Sadly, even though I have recently upgraded to a new phone with a higher resolution camera than my previous one, the automatic focus is a little idiosynchratic. Never mind, at least now I know how tramps who have got themselves blind drunk on Meths and Nokia’s camera designers see the world.

Another submission from Risto here, a Pimento with a positively cartoonish Elvis Quiff.  Or if you turn it on its side… is it er hem… a well endowed pimento.  I’ll leave you to decide.

Thank you very much (uh huh huh) Risto…

Enjoy..

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Thank you to Karen for today’s submission. This is definitely the Barry White of the vegetable world, a true luuuurve carrot…

Says Karen.

“I expect all the female carrots are sad that we pulled this ‘big boy’ up!”

I should think they are… never mind, we are happy!

Thank you Karen.

Big boy carrot, Picture 1. Note the end… eeek!

Big boy carrot picture two…

Risto, I hope this makes up for yesterday’s sausage aberration…

Phnark!

I know this isn’t a vegetable so purists will chide me but how can I resist posting a sausage which so readily and so naturally resembles a man-python?

Enjoy!