Love Carrots and Other Vegetables

Pinus…

March 18, 2007 at 4:37 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Vegetables, Why? | Leave a Comment

This picture has been circulating on the internet for a while now but I think it deserves posting.

Its latin name is “Pinus” and as you can see, it’s got one. Oh dear! It really is spring, isn’t it? Even pine trees are kinky…

The First Love Carrots of 2007

March 17, 2007 at 5:19 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Vegetables | Leave a Comment

Here are the first pair of love carrots to occur this year. Yes, even in the cold, in polytunnels, the carrots are getting it on…

And in detail…

More Pornographic Tomatoes

March 5, 2007 at 3:35 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Vegetables, Why? | 1 Comment

A big thank you to Christoph Gommel for this smashing picture.

He, too, grew these tomatoes himself – in his Dresden Garden.

Enjoy!

Congenial Lemons…

February 24, 2007 at 1:50 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Vegetables, Why? | 1 Comment

How strange that something so acid should have such a congenially smiling face… Congenial Lemons are quite common, if you wish to kickstart your career as a photographer of comedy vegetables and fruit but are finding them thin on the ground then I recommend you start with the lemon counter.This one cried out for customisation so I have risked angering comedy fruit and vegetable purists by giving in to the pleasure. The pictures posted show the Congenial Lemon before and after customisation.

Purists, please look away now. The rest? Enjoy…

After…