Another fine submission for the rude carrot club…

January 2, 2008 at 11:25 am | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Love Carrots, Reader Submissions, Your Pictures | No Comments
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This picture has been sent in by Chloe Metcalfe. Says Chloe.

“I think My mum got it from Tesco’s, and I think it was organic, that’s about all I know about it.”

Yes, Chloe, I think “organic” is the word for this fine willy and legs carrot combo. A little blurry - yes - but still clear enough for us to enjoy…

Thank you Chloe!

Willy and legs combo carrot

I Yam sure these are Lady Bits…

January 1, 2008 at 2:06 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Vegetables, Reader Submissions, Your Pictures | 1 Comment
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Thank you to Murren Tullett for our second smashing picture of a Yam which looks like a girl’s front bottom.

“Found by a friend that works at Sainsbury’s. ‘Gave us hours of amusement and joke material.”

Murren, I’m delighted to discover that the world of work has not changed since I left it. Thank you.

Here it is!
Yam with girly bits

Rabbit-a-like Carrot Club…

December 31, 2007 at 10:48 am | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots, Reader Submissions, Your Pictures | No Comments
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Many thanks for another fine submission of a Rabbit-a-like carrot, in this instance, from Graham Thomas, of Oldham here in good old Blighty.

Says Graham:

“I pulled this carrot this morning (Sat 3rd November 2007) from my vegetable patch here in the UK (Oldham) and thought it either looks like a finger and thumb, or perhaps a women’s vibrator!”

It certainly does.

Thank you Graham…

Carrot like a rabbit

Love me, Love Carrots…

December 28, 2007 at 5:49 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Is it Art?, Love Carrots, Reader Submissions, Vegetables, Your Pictures | No Comments
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A splendid set of pictures here from John at the World Carrot Museum.

This brave lady loves carrots so much she has had some carroty tattoos done. Ouch. That lot must have smarted. Definitely taking her love of carrots to the call of duty and beyond…

What more can I say?

Thank you John. Everyone else… Enjoy!

Carroty Tattoos 1

carrot tat

Carroty Tattoo Too

Carrot Tat Too

Carroty Tattoo 3

Carrot Tat three

Is the Carrot half complete or half incomplete..?

December 27, 2007 at 4:45 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Odd plants, Reader Submissions, Your Pictures | 4 Comments

Hmm… I imagine it depends how you view the world!

My thanks goes out to Peter Bailey for this strange and wonderful demi-carrot.

“This is the way it came from the garden. I just washed the dirt off. There was no other half in the ground.” Says Peter.

Here, then, with a complexion which calls to mind a dire sun bed accident or a spray-on tan which has gone badly wrong, I give you Peter’s demi-carrot. I include photographs of both sides for your fascination…

Thank you Peter - and my apologies for the delay in posting. I have been morning sick. Everyone else, enjoy…

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Demi Carrot

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Demi Carrot

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