Karen’s Big Boy!

September 19, 2007 at 11:17 am | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Reader Submissions, Vegetables, Your Pictures | 1 Comment

Thank you to Karen for today’s submission. This is definitely the Barry White of the vegetable world, a true luuuurve carrot…

Says Karen.

“I expect all the female carrots are sad that we pulled this ‘big boy’ up!”

I should think they are… never mind, we are happy!

Thank you Karen.

Big boy carrot, Picture 1. Note the end… eeek!

Karen’s Big Boy!

Big boy carrot picture two…

Karen’s Big Boy from another angle!

Risto, I hope this makes up for yesterday’s sausage aberration… ;-)

Anyone for a bit of sausage?

September 18, 2007 at 4:44 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots | 1 Comment

Phnark!

I know this isn’t a vegetable so purists will chide me but how can I resist posting a sausage which so readily and so naturally resembles a man-python?

Enjoy!

A Man Sausage

Double Trouble…

August 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Fruit, Odd plants, Vegetables | 2 Comments

There I was the other day, with my punnet open and what do I find but a strawberry with a splendidly tumescent little willy. Amused, I put it aside for photographing, only to find another strawberry, with another equally splendidly tumescent little willy almost immediately.

Here they are, for your delectation.

Strawberry 1 – note the accompanying bottom cleft… actually this one looks a bit like a duck, too…

Strawberry Willy 1

Strawberry 2

Strawberry Willy 2

Les Deux

The Pair…

Aaaah… a love spud…

August 29, 2007 at 4:16 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Plants, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Vegetables | Leave a Comment

Yes, in a departure from the filth and depravity habitual to this site here is a love spud, that is, a heart-shaped potato.

Aaaaaaah…

Enjoy

Love Spud…

Pop this cherry!

August 6, 2007 at 3:33 pm | In Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Fruit, Odd plants, Reader Submissions, Your Pictures | Leave a Comment

Today we have another cracking submission. Literally.

I’m not sure if this cherry is popped or not but it certainly appears to have a girl’s front-bottom.

Thank you, once again, Pat Cedillo!

Enjoy!

Cherry with Girlie Bits

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