Mr Luuuurve Carrot

September 28, 2007 at 9:34 am | Posted in Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots, Odd plants, Reader Submissions, Vegetables, Your Pictures | Leave a comment
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Two splendid pictures from Mark Bacola of another well endowed carrot. Definitely a boy this one and very possibly a cross dresser. In the first picture it looks remarkably as if the end of one “leg” is sporting a carroty stiletto… Hmm…

Says Mark

“Imagine my surprise when I yanked this bad boy out of the ground. Perhaps it was the fertilizer. I ask women if they’d like to see my carrot, no, really; they never believe me.

“How do I preserve this gem for posterity?”

Well, Mark, I suggest pickling it… Readers, help Mark out here, how can he preserve his bad-arse carrot for ever?

Mark’s carrot with a big one…

Mark’s Big boy carrot

Mark’s carrot with a big one, close up!

Mark Bacola’s willy carrot

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Potato Duck

September 27, 2007 at 4:27 pm | Posted in Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Vegetables | Leave a comment

Here we have a lovely potato which looks like a duck…

I am assured it even had a beak originally but this had rotted off by the time I got there with my mobile phone camera. Nonetheless, ducky enough for a post I think.

Enjoy.

Duck Spud

I must apologise for the image quality. Sadly, even though I have recently upgraded to a new phone with a higher resolution camera than my previous one, the automatic focus is a little idiosynchratic. Never mind, at least now I know how tramps who have got themselves blind drunk on Meths and Nokia’s camera designers see the world.

Elvis the Pimento…

September 24, 2007 at 11:22 am | Posted in Aesoteric Blogs, Humorous Vegetables, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Reader Submissions, Vegetables, Your Pictures | Leave a comment

Another submission from Risto here, a Pimento with a positively cartoonish Elvis Quiff.  Or if you turn it on its side… is it er hem… a well endowed pimento.  I’ll leave you to decide.

Thank you very much (uh huh huh) Risto…

Enjoy..

.Elvis the Pimento

Karen’s Big Boy!

September 19, 2007 at 11:17 am | Posted in Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots, Love Vegetables, Odd plants, Reader Submissions, Vegetables, Your Pictures | 1 Comment

Thank you to Karen for today’s submission. This is definitely the Barry White of the vegetable world, a true luuuurve carrot…

Says Karen.

“I expect all the female carrots are sad that we pulled this ‘big boy’ up!”

I should think they are… never mind, we are happy!

Thank you Karen.

Big boy carrot, Picture 1. Note the end… eeek!

Karen’s Big Boy!

Big boy carrot picture two…

Karen’s Big Boy from another angle!

Risto, I hope this makes up for yesterday’s sausage aberration… 😉

Anyone for a bit of sausage?

September 18, 2007 at 4:44 pm | Posted in Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots | 1 Comment

Phnark!

I know this isn’t a vegetable so purists will chide me but how can I resist posting a sausage which so readily and so naturally resembles a man-python?

Enjoy!

A Man Sausage

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