Tags: Aesoteric Blogs, Because I can., Humorous Vegetables, Love Carrots, Reader Submissions, Your Pictures
Two splendid pictures from Mark Bacola of another well endowed carrot. Definitely a boy this one and very possibly a cross dresser. In the first picture it looks remarkably as if the end of one “leg” is sporting a carroty stiletto… Hmm…
“Imagine my surprise when I yanked this bad boy out of the ground. Perhaps it was the fertilizer. I ask women if they’d like to see my carrot, no, really; they never believe me.
“How do I preserve this gem for posterity?”
Well, Mark, I suggest pickling it… Readers, help Mark out here, how can he preserve his bad-arse carrot for ever?
Mark’s carrot with a big one…
Mark’s carrot with a big one, close up!
Here we have a lovely potato which looks like a duck…
I am assured it even had a beak originally but this had rotted off by the time I got there with my mobile phone camera. Nonetheless, ducky enough for a post I think.
I must apologise for the image quality. Sadly, even though I have recently upgraded to a new phone with a higher resolution camera than my previous one, the automatic focus is a little idiosynchratic. Never mind, at least now I know how tramps who have got themselves blind drunk on Meths and Nokia’s camera designers see the world.
Another submission from Risto here, a Pimento with a positively cartoonish Elvis Quiff. Or if you turn it on its side… is it er hem… a well endowed pimento. I’ll leave you to decide.
Thank you very much (uh huh huh) Risto…
Thank you to Karen for today’s submission. This is definitely the Barry White of the vegetable world, a true luuuurve carrot…
“I expect all the female carrots are sad that we pulled this ‘big boy’ up!”
I should think they are… never mind, we are happy!
Thank you Karen.
Big boy carrot, Picture 1. Note the end… eeek!
Big boy carrot picture two…
Risto, I hope this makes up for yesterday’s sausage aberration… 😉
I know this isn’t a vegetable so purists will chide me but how can I resist posting a sausage which so readily and so naturally resembles a man-python?